Crafty Crackers: Where We Mine for Laughs and Troll for Diamonds

Bigotry, Colonialism, crackers, Crafty, critical race theory, diamonds, discrimination, hate, History, honkies, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, laughs, Oppression, prejudice, Privilege, race relations, racism, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, systemic racism, troll, White Supremacy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	1869	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is the reason honkies invented racism! That’s right, we’re so wild and crazy that we inspired a whole new level of ridiculousness.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From rainbow unicorns to flying pigs, you never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built mini-games – they’re so insane, they’ll have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because this is one wild ride you won’t want to miss!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	209
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	3065	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	740	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1548
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Towns Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Towns Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ores Mined:	3513
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	285
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6086
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com