Crafty Crackers: Where We Mine for Laughs and Troll for Diamonds

Bigotry, Colonialism, crackers, Crafty, critical race theory, diamonds, discrimination, hate, History, honkies, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, laughs, Oppression, prejudice, Privilege, race relations, racism, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, systemic racism, troll, White Supremacy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	176

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MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Crops Grown:	9612	Players Killed by Monsters:	10000
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mines Excavated:	3631
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	8330	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dimension Hops:	11

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Farms Harvested:	955
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Votes:	9877	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Meteorites Collected:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	155	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

play.pvpcloud.net

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Villages Defended:	10

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

play.hallowedfantasy.com

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
New Chunks Explored:	378984	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

cubecadia.net

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Villages Defended:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7

play.castaway.gg

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

elementcraft.net