Crafty Cows and Chicken Chompers: Your Ultimate Minecraft Buffet

Animals, Bitch, buffet, Castrated, chicken, Chompers, Cows, Crafty, cuck, degradation, DOMINANCE, Eating, emasculation, Gender Roles, Humiliation, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, power dynamics, pussy, slave food, stiff dick, Submission, toxic masculinity, Ultimate, wimps

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never turn into a “cuck bitch”! Our animals are all free-range and definitely not castrated, so you can rest assured that your manly prowess will remain intact.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, where only the bravest survive. Rumor has it that those who conquer our server’s challenges will gain the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Don’t let your lack of stiff dick energy hold you back – join now and unleash your inner beast!

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	178
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

meadowsmp.com

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Enchantments Applied:	209	New Chunks Explored:	568863
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

applemc.apexmc.co:25595

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	New Chunks Explored:	945461

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

play.westmc.net

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8111
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

greenmc.fun:19132

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	New Chunks Explored:	314577
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7430
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Emeralds Found:	5256	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7475
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Ores Mined:	854	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2355	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Potions Brewed:	125

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6257	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4170
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchantments Applied:	259
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Votes:	6991
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magic Items Found:	7471
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Star Shards Collected:	174

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5734
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

mcs.mccaverns.com