Crafty COVID Chronicles

Chronicles, coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, Crafty, Failure, Healthcare, long covid, long-term effects, Medical Treatment, mRNA products, mRNA vaccines, pandemic, physician-confirmed, post-viral syndrome, Prevention, public health, research, respiratory illness, SARS-CoV-2, study, vaccine efficacy, viral infection

lol u know what prevents long-covid? joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers. come join us and never worry about long-covid again, cuz we got potions that make you invincible. trust me, i once saw a player take on a whole army of zombies with just a stick and come out without a scratch. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineCrafterz SMP: WatchMoji!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ForgetMeNotCraft

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The time you joined our Minecraft server and got attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! It was a wild ride, but don’t worry, our friendly staff members were there to help you fend them off with enchanted golden carrots. Join us for more epic adventures and unforgettable moments – just watch out for those sneaky bunnies!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PagerPals Minecraft Server

Black Market, Bulgarian company, communication devices, criminal organization, Disappearance, eastern europe, fugitive, hezbollah, illegal sales, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, missing person, OWNER, PagerPals, pagers, Report, security threat, Server, suspicious activity, Terrorism

join our epic minecraft server where the owner of a bulgarian company selling pagers to hezbollah has gone missing! why, you ask? because he was too busy playing on our server and got lost in the virtual world! come join the fun and maybe you’ll find him wandering around, trying to sell pagers to creepers! who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server! come join now for a chance to be part of this wild and wacky story!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Void Armor Forged:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyUkrainians

Army, communications, confidential information, CraftyUkrainians, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, data breach, digital communication, Government, Information Security, intelligence, messaging app, Military, national security, Officials, privacy, russia, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, Ukraine

so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Corpse Detection System

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lol imagine a minecraft server where u gotta remove dead cells to survive! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! u gotta be spatially tuned to the presence of corpses or else u die! but watch out, if one receptor disappears, the whole mechanism stops operating! it’s like a crazy game of survival and strategy, join now if u dare!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	300	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Potions Brewed:	140	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2815	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Shadow garden SMP

Adventure, Buy, challenge, Economy, Empire, expand, ISLAND, marketplace, Minecraft, PROFITS, PvP, rare items, Sell, Server, shadow garden SMP, Skyblock, Survival, THRIVING, Trade, Ultimate, Void

Dive into the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills will be put to the test! On our server, you’ll start with nothing but a tiny island in the sky and a dream of thriving in the vast void. Can you turn a small plot of land into a bustling empire? Advanced Economy – Trade, buy, and sell items in our dynamic marketplace. Use your profits to expand your island and acquire rare items.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

Achievements, alliances, Boss Battles, building, Challenges, Community, Custom Items, Dungeons, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, GATES, Laughter, Loot, Minigames, pearly, progress, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Side, Skill Progression, smp, Survival, Valhalla

Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla

Overview
Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is The Gates of Valhalla?	The Gates of Valhalla is a Minecraft server offering innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, challenging night perils, and a thriving community.
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a Discord for the server?	Yes, you can join the server’s Discord at https://www.valhallacraft.org.
What sets The Gates of Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers?	The server offers exclusive abilities, rare items, prestigious ranks, dynamic storylines, weekly events, and a close-knit community.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay on The Gates of Valhalla?	Players can experience a journey of discovery and power, with evolving world challenges, unique quests, and game-changing loot rewards.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

capitalism, Colonialism, Craft, economic exploitation, global power dynamics, historical context, Human nature, Imperial, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism critique, imperialism debate, imperialism ideology, imperialism imperialism theory, imperialism justification, imperialism motives, imperialism perspectives, imperialism resistance, Minecraft, political domination, Server, social inequality, theory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	1168	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

battle, Board, challenge, Code, Competition, deathmatch, Game, games, host, hour, Hunger, Hunger Games, Hunger Games #07, image, kill, Minecraft, name.., neater, Serve, smp, strategy, Survival, tributes, volunteer, volunteering

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.