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Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	337263	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	207	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Potions Brewed:	58	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Crops Grown:	9159	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	188
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	172
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

Players:	92/600	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Buildings Constructed:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1