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Single Life Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong caves? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating paradise! Join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate among our community of players. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while building a pixelated empire together?

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are ready to mine their way into your heart. From charming builders to redstone wizards, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual love life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your real-life player two while you’re at it!

So why settle for being single when you can join our Minecraft server and start crafting your love story today? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join us now and let the blocky romance begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	933
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Horror King Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is running out of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the one and only King of horror himself! Yes, that’s right, every night he logs on and unleashes terrifying mobs and spine-chilling challenges for all players to face. Will you be brave enough to survive his reign of terror?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1692
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blast Off Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up buttercup because on this server, you’ll find a wild mix of characters including Team Rocket, Donald Trump Jr, JD Vance, and Peanut the squirrel.

Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.

If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	304642	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Most Qualified Candidate Ever Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! LA Times, Washington Post, USA Today, and even Gold Star families won’t endorse Harris, but they’ll definitely endorse our server for some crazy fun!

Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

West China Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos and hilarity? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Cover finally beating AC? NIGGA it’s not even CLOSE Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?

And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4206	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Lethal vs non-lethal Minecraft SMP Damage

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by choosing between lethal and non-lethal tactics!

Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.

So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old customization options? Look no further! Our server offers a wild and wacky experience like no other.

Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Degenerate Gamblers Minecraft SMP Arbiters

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where degenerate gamblers are the true leaders of the land! Join us for a chance to bet on who will be the next mayor of our wacky world. Will it be the cow who can juggle fireballs or the chicken with a secret talent for interpretive dance? Only the gamblers know for sure!

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Kamala’s Prediction Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of Kamala Harris taking over the world with her political prowess? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have created a virtual world where Kamala’s reign is over! Join us and help build a world where Kamala is just another player trying to survive in the wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Kamala’s evil plans are stored! Join now and be a part of the resistance against Kamala’s virtual tyranny!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

/mcg/ – Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we throw the dog a bone and have a bone-afide good time! Join us as we discuss all things Minecraft, from epic builds to vanilla servers, and even gossip about our favorite Hermit e-celebs. Need some pro tips? Check out the Minecraft wiki to know all the insider secrets of the game.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

⚔️ CubeWix | /FREE | (1.0 – 1.21.41) 🔥 Minecraft server

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Hundreds of different commands and unique features.

Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.

Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.

Many types of cases, magic items.

There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).

Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun

♥Port: 19132

♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us and witness the epic saga of Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu as they embark on a quest to save the world from the evil forces of darkness (and creepers).

Our current weapon banner features the legendary Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams, perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses”, where you can earn sweet rewards and show off your building skills.

But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire, and redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is filled with useful links to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of Notch himself. Let’s dig in!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Slow Chrome Speed Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing slower than our server speed is your grandma trying to outrun a creeper! But don’t worry, we have a perfectly logical explanation for this – our server runs on a top-secret potato-powered system that guarantees a unique gaming experience like no other.

Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7