Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7805

New Minecraft Servers

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Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	24758	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Farms Harvested:	446
Animals Bred:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6219	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Farms Harvested:	142	Ores Mined:	2101
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Holy Grails Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Crops Grown:	7592
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchantments Applied:	94
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	223
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Crops Grown:	6188
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Divine Spears Created:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz