Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mines Excavated:	4570	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Spuddsmarch

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

After 8 months of preparation, we have finally emerged. Our server is total grief, anarchy, and destruction. Outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes, griefing, raiding, and stealing.

Meet the staff!

Owners: spuddnik and socomtoaster Admins: azdz111 and rex_is_goof1 Mods: Luis1750 and Monty33

192.95.29.170

WoodyVille

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	181
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

When we built Woodyville we wanted to make things a bit diffrent and more engaging for players. Here At WoodyVille we have many features. Ranks – rank up Economy – Get Rich Pvptoggle – Choose to fight players Locks – lockable chests/doors ect. Protections – Protect your Area Rollbacks – even more protection Shops – Make a Shop…and Get Rich Skills(Mcmmo) – Earn Rewards Custom Mobs and much more.. So Come Visit Thanks, Kithyx and Co. No Grief, No Lag and No Spam!

woodyville.noip.me

The Official Fairy Tail MC Server

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Awesome server based on the Sword Art Online and Fairy Tail Anime Series. Option to be in either world, ofc can play in both. You can fly with /fly on which costs $20 per minute. There are various ranks, jobs and quests, to get a job its /jobs list and /jobs join and can have up to 4 jobs at once. There is 3 magic types, MagicSpells, MagicalSpells and FairyTailCraft. Can earn Leader, Alf, Pixie, SClass, WizardSaint, GuildMaster and CouncilMember. Come join and join in on the fun! There are now secret classes, the Grand Magic Games, more magics, Wizard’s City and great RPG quests

66.85.178.90:26598

Fragnet

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6875
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Runes Activated:	7

This is a great survival server with very dedicated staff. With plug-ins like Essential with /sethome and /home so u never lose your house, what’s not to love? Wanna check out what your friend has built? Just do /tpa(name) and teleport right to them! Overall, it is an outstanding server!

192.210.236.57:25765

ActionPVP

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Emeralds Found:	6315	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

ActionPVP.com – “The most unique PVP experience possible” – We run a 24/7 automated PVP server cycling every 30 minutes to custom maps! Come join us today!

Play.ActionPVP.com

Matecraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Server IP: matecraft.org || Website: http://www.matecraft.org || Discord: https://discord.gg/CW78VBM

Matecraft is a growing Minecraft network that is very heavily focused on the community and gameplay.

The servers are updated regularly and new content and features are added, we offer an immersive experience, with custom features and the following game modes;

· Nexus – Matecraft’s Hub and Arcade server. Hosting a collection of Minigames & 2 of our very own modes; Bombermate & SuperSmashMates

· Elite Survival – The good old fashioned Matecraft Survival server, with a few tweaks. With a heavy focus on Elite Mobs, Elite Survival has tons of unique mobs, loot, events and features.

· Creative – Choose from Plots, MegaPlots, Freebuild, Terrain Plots, Terrain Freebuild & the new, double-tall Nether FreeBuild! Featuring Builder & Designer ranks.

· Aether – A collection of 3 ”Sky” modes. Featuring the popular SkyBlock, SkyGrid & Lucky OneBlock modes!

· Vanilla – A completely Vanilla Minecraft experience. The only change, being able to chat with the rest of the Matecraft community while you play!

mc.matecraft.org

ElectronicPvP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	9938	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to ElectronicPvP! We are a Faction PVP server with friendly staff and a hell lot of Murder! Joining us will be very appreciated! Feedback and voting will be appreciated also! As well as that, there are donation ranks! Donate to get these ranks!

65.60.13.74

PowerdByCrystals

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Items Found:	5660

PowerdByCrystals is a PVP Faction server. More info the follow.

mc.powerdbycrystals.com

Production Team Java / Bedrock

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Enjoy! Production Team! Java / Bedrock

Server supports PC Java and Windows Edition, PSN, Xbox, Switch, and Mobile! Mostly we’re an 18+ community. We make videos, feature builds and definitely like getting to know players. We’ve got a great community and we’d be glad to have you join us!

Disputes will be moderated via in-world Court. Server Location: U.S. East Owner: Chunk_TV

mc.chunktv.com

PilotCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Welcome to a new Minecraft server experince!

Here at PilotCraft we have all types of minigames, like CTF, Spleef, Paintbal, Football, Hunger Games and more!!

We also have a unique Factions, mcMMO experience qith allowed griefing and raiding!

Come join us and learn more at poltcraftmc.com

play.pilotcraftmc.com

anklesneeze

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Economy server with multiworld, ECO. Skygrid, skyblocks, warhub, MCMMO and lots of extras including a custom guild system.

mc.anklesneeze.com

TDE – Timberman.de

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	8027
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Next time…

timberman.de

CREATIVE PVP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	943307	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

CREATIVE PVP

MC.HAXIRCRAFT.COM

Kryptopia – Jet Packs

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3453	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Kryptopia 1.8 Survival Minecraft Server. Latest Updates! Anti-grief protection. MCMMO, Essentials, Market, ChestShop, The Walls 2, Multiverse, Creative world and many more plugin’s installed. Large server capacity. Come join today! Great friendly community!

kryptopiamc.com

Hoppercraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Star Shards Collected:	290	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Come on Hoppercraft we have factions,car racing, economy and more.

216.172.106.210