Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Farms Harvested:	529

New Minecraft Servers

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Achoo0s Fellowship modpack server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Dragon Eggs Found:	6949	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8

THIS SERVER HAS NO PLUGINS. I will be adding plugins when my FTP client lets me. there are NO BANNED ITEMS, the server is PvP/raid where you can team up with people or go solo.

to play you will need the Atlanticrafts Fellowship mod pack you can get the launcher for this mod pack at http://voidswrath.com/

209.105.236.222

BetterInGame.com Adult Servers

Factions, PvE, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6427
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

BetterInGame has several servers in one:

Pure – Semi-Vanilla Server. Using Residence, Lockette, ChestShop, and Essentials.

Monarch – Towny and MCMMO Server

Inspired – Creative World with amazing build potential.

Splinter – Factions PVP Server: Using Factions, Horses ChestShop (Admin Store Only).

Famine – Hunger Games server.

Creative – Creative server for testing builds and messing around.

mc.betteringame.com

Tales of Dertinia

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	458	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Dimension Hops:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Website: http://minecraft.kbkompaniet.org Server Address/IP: mc.kbkompaniet.org Game Play Type/s: [Adventure][PvE][Hard]

Description: Tales of Dertinia started as a friends-only server a long time ago, and since it has grown to a adventure-themed server with dungeons and fun temples to visit, custom terrain and lots of more to come. Tales of Dertinia is a very community-driven server where the administrators and moderators listen to the opinions of the players on what kind of gameplay they want. We have a selection of worlds to play in, from the huge open survival world of Dertinia to the creative playground of Derpia as well as the fun mini-game world. (English primary Language)

Plugins: [WorldBorder] [MultiVerse2] [CoreProtect] [dynmap] [MythicDrops] [GoldIsMoney] [Stargate] [Shopkeepers] [Towny][[ Owner/Admins/Moderators: Williamsson, Jezereth, Zephyyrr, Frog78, Fredrlk

play.talesofdertinia.com

MineOver.es

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

MineOver is a Hispanic community of Minecraft 1.6.4 players. The server was launched in August 2013 and you can log in using the IP mineover.es in your Minecraft client.

http://mineover.es

mineover.es

ServerUnti

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Creative, pvp, arenas, giveaways, events… YOU WILL FIND EVERYTHING HERE! 4 active servers, 3 reachable from the server.minatoriunti.it IP: MinatoriUnti, open to premium and sp, with over 130 plugins created by us! For everyone. EasyUnti, the joy of not having to worry about materials: use xray and have fun! CreativUnti, creativity within everyone’s reach: lot of 100×100 blocks JUST FOR YOU! HexxitUnti, premium server with HEXXIT ModPack, for pure pvp and fun. Claimable Lands, Factions and MCMMO. hexxit.minatoriunti.it:25566 Vote, enter the server where you want to receive the prize and use the /confirmvote command IN EASYUNTI YOU WIN VIP EVERY DAY! FLIGHT, 5k, DIAMOND SWORD AND POWA APPLE!

server.minatoriunti.it

Phoenix Craft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Phoenix Vanilla is a brand new vanilla server designed so that everyone has an enjoyable time playing. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed. Griefing of the spawn may happen, but those who do it will be perma banned. Don’t ask for any items from staff, you may ask for help or if you have any questions at any time. Be respectful to your fellow players. Have a great time on the server.

198.143.142.92

BattleMine.de Netzwerk

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9024
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225

@Info: We have a great premium system! Players using Premium do not need to register or log in! This is all done automatically in the BungeeCord network! And cracked players can’t use premium accounts like “Notch”, etc.!

We offer: – SkyWars – SurvivalGames – SkyPVP – Skyblock – Community area – FreeBuild – 1vs1 – FFA – FreeBuild

battlemine.de

Drug Wars

Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3850
Void Armor Forged:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Drug Wars is a hardcore Faction PVP server. We also just added KitPVP and Skyblock! Drug Wars info an plugins: – Raiding, griefing, and stealing are allowed. – Playerheads: Collect heads as a trophy when you kill someone. – MobArena: Battle wave after wave of mobs to earn rewards. – Factions: Create a faction, then go out and raid other factions. – Mcmmo: Get skill points for everything you do in minecraft. You’ll start as the rank of Addict, and you can buy new ranks (like Dealer, Druglord, and MobBoss) that give you kits and other perks. Just make a safe, hidden base and make a big farm. KitPVP – You start out a lowly recruit, and can advance your way to general and beyond! – You even get potion effects for killstreaks! If you have any questions ask our friendly staff for help! Come on check us out at drug-wars.net

drug-wars.net

Trixi

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

This is a 1,11.2 Towny server Survival and PvE. No griefing is allowed. Mostly swedish player but all is welcome

trixi.zapto.org

Equestrian Realm

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Villages Defended:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Equestrian Realm is a role-play server where you play as a pony. Build your original character and then set off in the expansive land of Dresenia meeting friends and foes alike. EQR lets you choose your own race (Earth Pony, Unicorn, and Pegasus), each one is unique and has its own advantages and disadvantages. You can join user made towns, or, once you have enough bits, you can start your own. So whether you’re killing monster’s for bits, taking a stroll around town, or mining for gold, EQR is a fun and friendly environment for everypony.

mc.equestrianrealm.com

OpTicCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Come check out the official Minecraft server of OpTic Gaming!

opticcraft.tv

ManiaCrafting

Creative, Economy, Factions

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Rainbows Spotted:	8

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This is the only server where you can rent your own appartment at spawn! And we have much more to offer: *MARKET *SURVIVAL *CREATIVE *FACTIONS *ECONOMY *PLOTWORLD

play.maniacrafting.com

Mythical Worlds Craft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crops Grown:	4870	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Astral Projections Made:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mines Excavated:	2841	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

NOW RUNNING 1.13.1, We are always looking for more families and members to join the server. The server is a safe place for all ages and education level to come and play, we run some fun plugins as well as just survive and build. We have a full admin buy and sell shops as well as a blacksmith to fix all you tools. We do not allow swearing or bullying of any kind on this server, (You are only warned once and removed on second warning).

Regards DGN Staff

mwcraft.devcon1.info

Yitzy101s Prison Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Votes:	5009
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Server rules: http://yitzy101.com/rules

Server features: http://yitzy101.com/about

We assist all of our users via our ticket support system (help desk): http://help.yitzy101.com. All ban appeals, plugin suggestions, reporting, is handled there.

Our amazing staff: http://yitzy101.com/staff

We are always open to new ideas and suggestions from our users. Simply submit a ticket (http://help.yitzy101.com) to our support team and we will respond within 24-48 hours.

* All ban appeals are (only) dealt with via our support tickets system *

play.yitzy101.com

Outburst Designs

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9916
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Need a Minecraft Animated Banner for only 7$ ? Email us at [email protected]

mc.frostyfactions.com