Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

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AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Emeralds Found:	7452
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Animals Bred:	138
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	2204
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Epic Quests Completed:	16

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Items Found:	6509	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	716234	Falling into the Void:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Emeralds Found:	123	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	178

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8782	Chimeras Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Alien Abductions:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9939
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	2745
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Villages Defended:	15

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8494	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crops Grown:	5310	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com