Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Towns Built:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Votes:	1668
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gods Slained:	2

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Votes:	7062
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	5

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	776228
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	5460	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Farms Harvested:	148
Astral Projections Made:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8544
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8611
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	190	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mines Excavated:	1808	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	New Chunks Explored:	533563
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Potions Brewed:	103
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Villages Defended:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	7270	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz