Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Tekkify

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Tekkify is a popular modded Minecraft server, mainly based upon the Tekkit pack, which the server used to use until the new Technic Platform was released.

We have a great community, freindly staff, grief protection, and much more.

Join today!

Modpack Page: http://technicpack.net/modpack/tekkify.2607

play.tekkify.com

SidCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	993	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Potions Brewed:	45
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29

24/7 Minecraft Server With Factions, PvP, Economy, And Bending!

198.154.110.245

Classic zDug Revamped

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	131	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Tired of the same old minecraft servers? Sick of economy servers? Are you looking for the feel of vanilla minecraft in a multiplayer environment without having to worry about your builds being griefed? You’ve come to the right place!

The server is almost fully vanilla! We do have a very nice grief protection and trade plugin. TNT is enabled and lava flows (below sea level 😉 PvP is enabled on the entire 50,000×50,000 block map less the spawn area.

Supports the newest version of Minecraft with 100% completely vanilla Dungeon Mazes, Hunger Games, Parkour and other mini-games!

Now with dedicated voice server too! Join for details! Additional Details Tired of the same old minecraft servers? Sick of economy servers? Are you looking for the feel of vanilla minecraft in a multiplayer environment without having to worry about your builds being grief Game Version: Minecraft 1.5 Tags: Survival, PvP, No Economy, Vanilla, SemiVanilla, Hunger Games

mc.zdug.com

AusMine

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Votes:	938
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Potions Brewed:	42
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ores Mined:	9625	Divine Spears Created:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

AusMine is an Australian hosted Minecraft server that has been operating since 2013, making it one of the oldest servers in Australia! We pride ourselves on being a bully-free zone for all players, enforced by our fantastic staff team.

We offer a custom claims system, diseases and afflictions, harsh environments, a custom voting and rewards system, cosmetics, emojis, a custom auctions plugins, and a custom lottery plugin!

play.ausmine.net

Golden Creeper

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Founded in 2010, this Minecraft Server has seen many of ups and but over the years, its loyal and downs, passionate group of longtime players turned it into a very welcoming and inspiring world with a wonderful community and solid rules.

Rules: #1: Don’t be a dick! #2: See rule Number 1.

This simply means that we don’t endure griefing, stealing and anything else that harms other players. Goldencreeper is a 16+ Server for a reason! Although we make exceptions depending on the maturity.

We also have a great custom world for you to explore and build.

Screenshots http://www.flickr.com/photos/100625145@N06/

If you want to join us, we will welcome you with open hearts and show you around! To get whitelisted go to http://www.goldencreeper.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=329 and write a short application for us. Or just ask an available mod for a whitelist.

We are looking forward to meeting you!! Your Goldencreeper Community

mc.goldencreeper.com

Planet Craftation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Emeralds Found:	5879
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

A great server full of build homes with friends, to hungergames, to spleef, to pvp!

play.planetcraftation.com

SSSS.ME

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

SSSS.ME | Foxy’s Playground Survival server featuring mcmmo, factions, and a unique community. Dedicated owner, moderators and regular players. Fun environment enabling PvP. Empty spawn, but outside there is plenty of room to take and claim. Owner is Tibsfox. Plugins/Features/Info: CombatTag, HyperConomy, iConomy, mcMMO, Orebfuscator, PlayerHeads, STAB, Survival, Factions, McMMO, PvP, Roleplay See rules here: http://mc.tibsfox.com/index.php?topic=215.0 Version 1.5.2.

ssss.me

Fun.TruePlay.Ro

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Very good server ,fresh opened with skyblock/hungergames/spleef/jobs/mobarena…

188.212.100.11

[FTB] VoltaCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Welcome to VoltaCraft

If you like technology and automatization in minecraft and want to play on frendly server with admins, who always ready to help, then VoltaCraft made for you. Play with your friends and build giant factories and towns!

VoltaCraft is running FTB New World Modpack

There’s no whitelist, it’s free to join.

voltacraft.PlayAt.CH

Blocklandia

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Towns Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Blocklandia is the BEST family-friendly Minecraft server available for kids of all ages. You don’t have to worry about swearing or inappropriate behavior. Our server was created by parents and is operated by parents.

mc.blocklandia.com:27065

The Buker Network

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Hybrid Server

play.buker.net

8-Bit Panda-Craft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

8-Bit Panda-Craft is a place with multiple opportunities. The Max Slots is 60, so hurry over and get on!

Owners: Arandaphobe Moosecakes2 TheLittleDj

Fun Stuff

We have a medium sized parkour course, that’s constantly growing!

We have freebuild in the following biomes: Desert, Forest, Jungle, Mountain, Plains, Snow, and Swamp Biome!

We have friendly staff!

survival.8bitpanda.net

ChoiceRealms

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Hello this is ChoiceRealms. We are a multiworld hybrid server with lots to do. We are currently in development and looking for some help, If you are interested in helping us build this server please join and ask Phoenix_Frenzy or DarkEliite in game for more details. Possible outcomes of helping out are staff ranks or elite Architect or Artisan Ranks. Hope to see you soon!

199.187.127.141:25572

SurvivalCraft.US

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

A very fun small server, with many fun aspects and essential plugins.

184.154.92.4

Super Happy Wild

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Survival, Basic Economy and features, but admin leaves people to themselves (only enforces hacks and overly-mature content).

192.99.39.154