Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	52	Alien Abductions:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

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We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

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ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	1279	Endless Night Skies:	4
Potions Brewed:	71	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Gods Slained:	1

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	3

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Animals Bred:	189	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	2093	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	1010
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8799	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com