Crafty Choices Minecraft Server

anger issues, body count, Choices, Crafty, DATING, Decision making, double standards, emotional baggage, fat virgin woman, hot stacy, hypothetical scenarios, judgment, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal values, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, Server, societal standards, Stereotypes, SWEET, VIRGINITY, would you rather

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

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FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Towns Built:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Farms Harvested:	778
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ores Mined:	2535	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magic Items Found:	5498
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Buildings Constructed:	46
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	574227	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Potions Brewed:	79
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Farms Harvested:	701	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2251	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ores Mined:	6559
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1216
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4434
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

towny.tiltedtavern.net