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CarrotCraft – Sweet Sugar Server

bioactive compounds, blood sugar regulation, CarrotCraft, Carrots, diabetes management, diabetes prevention, dietary intervention, fiber rich foods, glucose levels, gut flora, health benefits, Healthy Eating, Insulin sensitivity, metabolic health, mouse model study, nutrient-rich food, plant based diet, Server, Sugar, sugar absorption, SWEET, type 2 diabetes, Vegetable, weight management

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mines Excavated:	1787	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

come join our epic minecraft server where CARROTS WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! we have a special mod that makes carrots help regulate your blood sugar and improve your gut flora, just like in a new mouse model study.

imagine munching on a carrot while fighting off zombies and skeletons, feeling your cells absorb sugar like never before. you’ll be the healthiest player in the game, all thanks to our magical carrot mod.

so why wait? join now and let the power of carrots guide you to victory! who knew veggies could be so epic in minecraft?!

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, challenge, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Limitless, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, not reset, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player freedom, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Star Shards Collected:	247
New Chunks Explored:	654500	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

49.12.168.17:35825

Gatekeeper’s Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, Apocalypse, athlete black men, blonde women, brunette women, Community, dessert, Diversity, ethical dilemma, food supply, Gatekeepers, group dynamics, Hunger, long-term planning, moral choices, Realm, Resource Management, sacrifice, secure bunker, Shelter, Survival, tough decision, white women

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	5507

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate apocalypse scenario!

Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!

Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!

But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!

Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!

EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	124
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Divine Spears Created:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	33	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	75

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4990
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	3028
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mines Excavated:	2449	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	8

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Runes Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Votes:	3157	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Items Found:	2891
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

Players:	97/600	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	106	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4