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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Emeralds Found:	2890
Divine Spears Created:	30	Buildings Constructed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	144	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

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PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4592	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

pokesmp.net

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

play.vitacraft.eu

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	45	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crops Grown:	5005	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

play.tombmc.com

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	631	Love Letters Sent:	13
Towns Built:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

mc.simplemon.online

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	162
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Votes:	549	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Zombie Dances:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	New Chunks Explored:	509112
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Runes Activated:	5

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6002
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	4381
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	296	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mines Excavated:	3528	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8508	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net