Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 498 | Star Shards Collected: | 185 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, participate in wacky building competitions where the only rule is to build the most ridiculous structure you can think of, and embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon hidden deep within the caves.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of flying pigs and talking sheep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter? Come on over and see why everyone is saying, “why are rightcels like this?”
