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BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Farms Harvested:	462

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	569
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchantments Applied:	111
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ores Mined:	7478	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Votes:	2536	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2552
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	97
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ores Mined:	4238
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	77	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	16

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	98/800	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2