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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 2443 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 107 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Welcome to the land of California Sluts, where the creepers are as wild as the parties! Join our server for a chance to build your own mansion on Rodeo Drive, complete with diamond-encrusted walls and a pool filled with lava (because water is so last season).
But beware, the local villagers are known for their scandalous gossip and backstabbing ways. You might find yourself in a catfight over who has the best enchanted armor or who snagged the last golden apple at the market.
And don’t forget about our exclusive beach parties, where the only dress code is a bikini made of emeralds. Who needs sunscreen when you have a potion of fire resistance, am I right?
So come on down to California Sluts, where the only thing hotter than the nether is our player base. Just watch out for those pesky paparazzi skeletons trying to snap a pic of you without your helmet on!
