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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5537 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 18 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
But beware, the local villagers are known for their scandalous gossip and backstabbing ways. You might find yourself in a catfight over who has the best enchanted armor or who snagged the last golden apple at the market.
And don’t forget about our exclusive beach parties, where the only dress code is a bikini made of emeralds. Who needs sunscreen when you have a potion of fire resistance, am I right?
So come on down to California Sluts, where the only thing hotter than the nether is our player base. Just watch out for those pesky paparazzi skeletons trying to snap a pic of you without your helmet on!