Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 124 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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