Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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