Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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