Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Falling into the Void: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Battle Standards Raised: 9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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