Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
Farms Harvested: 156 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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