Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Void Gems Collected: 13 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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