Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Runes Activated: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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