Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Buildings Constructed: 16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Secret Passages Found: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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