Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Dimension Hops: 11 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Holy Grails Found: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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