Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Holy Grails Found: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Epic Battles Fought: 6
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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