Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Epic Battles Fought: 13 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Enchantments Applied: 145
Backwards Speech Heard: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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