Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Holy Grails Found: 4
Gods Slained: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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