Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 12
Players Killed by Monsters: 3207 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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