Crafty Calculator Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CryCraft: Tears of Laughter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy cat? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Literally, we have a special plugin that triggers a crying animation every time you find a diamond. It’s like finding your first diamond all over again, except with more tears and less stress. Join us and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster that is our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Farms Harvested:	517	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Emeralds Found:	3281	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!

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haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyNorseWarfare

88 million dollars, allocated, arms sales, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNorseWarfare, defense budget, defense industry, eastern europe, expand, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, government spending, international relations, military aid, military intervention, military support, norway, security assistance, Ukraine, weapons production

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MineLatam

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Factions Skyblock Creative Minigames PvP Economy Towny Roleplay Adventure Hardcore Pixelmon Parkour Prison Vanilla Quests RPG Custom Modded Skywars, Survival Games, Vanilla

We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	53
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

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Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🏠 Land Claiming	Claim your own land to protect your builds
🛍️ Shopping District	Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
💨 Homes and TPA	Set homes and teleport to other players
🗺️ Live World Map	View the server world map in real-time
👾 Mob Heads	Collect heads from defeated mobs
🌙 One Player Sleep	Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting	Earn ranks through various in-game activities
🧍 Active Player Base	Join a friendly and active community of players

Server Information

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
Can I participate in the shopping district?	Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
How do I set a home and teleport to other players?	Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
Is the server grief-free?	Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4670
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

BDSM, consensual degradation, control, degradation play, degrade, degrading relationship, dirty talk, Domination, fetish, gf, Girlfriend, Humiliation, Kinky, Minecraft, power dynamics, role-play, rough sex, Server, sexual degradation, Submission, submissive, taboo

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
New Chunks Explored:	121541	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

adult entertainment, adult services, brothels, commercial sex industry, Cunt, escort agencies, escort services, intimate services, Minecraft, paid companionship, paid intimacy, paid sex, Prostitute, Prostitutes, Red Light District, sex industry, sex work, sex workers, sexual encounters, sexual services, sexual transactions, smp, solicitation, transactional sex

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Void Armor Forged:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	3550

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DiamondsForDudes

consumer pricing, cost of living, DiamondsForDudes, economic disparities, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender disparities, gender economics, gender inequality, gender pay gap, gender pricing, gender wage gap, gender-based costs, gender-based pricing, gender-specific pricing, gendered costs., gendered pricing, pricing discrimination, pricing inequality, retail pricing, wage gap

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

2025, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, EU Expansion, EU Presidency, EuroCraft2025, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland presidency, Poland-EU relations, Server, Ukraine integration

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4142	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Divine Spears Created:	15	Buildings Constructed:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mines Excavated:	3950
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

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so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	242	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FaberNetworkMC

Adventures, boss models, Bosses, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, Leveling system, Loot, MCMMO, mob models, mobs, Pets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Towns, Towny, TRADES, Vanilla, vanilla style

Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8127	Dragon Eggs Found:	7841
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Seething Criollos Minecraft Server

anger, Colonialism, Colonization, Criollos, cultural identity, History, indigenous rights, INEQUALITY, injustice, Latin America, Minecraft, Oppression, power dynamics, Rebellion, Resentment, resistance, revolt, seethe, Seething, Server, social change, Spanish Empire, Truth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP – 19:00

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Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ExBoyfriendGrief – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your new in-game soulmate! We have a track record of bringing together players who have just broken up with their significant others and helping them find love again in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you can build a new relationship block by block? Join us now and let’s craft some love together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6