Are you tired of trying to do math and ending up day drinking after 20 minutes? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and forget all about those pesky numbers as you embark on wild adventures and build epic structures. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget why you ever took a CS degree in the first place! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually portals to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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