Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat our virtual blocky characters like the celebrities they truly are! Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is mining diamonds and building epic structures.

Join us for a chance to become the richest virtual YouTuber in the land, with sponsorships from virtual companies that will make your virtual bank account overflow with virtual cash. Who cares about real-world problems when you can live out your wildest virtual fantasies in our server?

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs to worry about how companies treat vtubers when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together in a world where the only drama is whether or not you can find enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ores Mined:	9495	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Good News Minecraft SMP Peaceful Protests Kyoto

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the good news? There are peaceful protests happening in Kyoto on our server! Join us and fight for your right to build giant pixel art statues of llamas without fear of griefers ruining your masterpiece.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that if you collect enough diamond eggs, you can summon a secret boss called the Ender Llama to challenge in epic battle!

Join us on this wild adventure filled with quirky characters, absurd quests, and of course, plenty of llama-themed shenanigans. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP today and let the llama madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	6395
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to handle your feelings with the care and attention of a helicopter parent! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, misunderstandings, and passive-aggressive messages from your Aunt Clair!

Are you tired of playing on boring servers where no one cares about your emotional well-being? Well, look no further! Here, we take communication to a whole new level, where even the slightest joke can lead to a full-blown family intervention.

Join us and experience the thrill of being accused of doing something you didn’t do, only to have it brushed off as a harmless joke. And don’t worry, if you’re feeling overwhelmed or annoyed, just let us know and we’ll handle it for you!

So come on down to our server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as fragile as a block of sand. Who needs enemies when you have family members like Dave? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8452	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

StepdaughterGoneWildMC

adult children, behavioral problems, consequences of actions, dealing with drug use, dealing with lies, difficult decisions, family dynamics, living with mental illness, mental illness, parental challenges, parenting struggles, protecting siblings, seeking help for children, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, StepdaughterGoneWildMC, stepfamily issues, teenage rebellion, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough parenting

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your stepdaughter’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and drama that will make you question your sanity.

We promise a stable environment (unlike dealing with her tantrums), where you can build and create to your heart’s content. No stealing or lying allowed, unless it’s in the game of course!

With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we won’t kick you out for misbehaving (unless you start smoking drugs in our virtual world, then all bets are off).

So come join us and let’s make some memories that will make even your stepdaughter’s antics seem tame in comparison. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike letting her stay in your house for too long).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Holy Grails Found:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DislikeSMP – InstantlyUnliked

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of chickens is considered high art. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t even get me started on the time someone pranked the entire server by replacing all the water with lava – chaos ensued, but it was hilarious!

If you’re looking for a server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and making ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig or stumble upon a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LuckyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Have you ever found a diamond block within the first five minutes of starting a new Minecraft world? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the chance to experience the most absurdly lucky moments you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft.

Our server is so lucky, we once had a player accidentally stumble upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples, stacks of diamonds, and a pet dragon named Steve. True story, folks. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the luck of a thousand leprechauns. You’ll find rare loot at every turn, mobs will drop diamonds like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll never have to worry about falling into a pit of lava again (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on down to our server and test your luck. Who knows, you might just become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft history. Or at the very least, you’ll have a good laugh at the ridiculousness that ensues.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

AmmoDepotDisruptor Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this: you’re playing on this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like, “Ukraine hits ammunition depots with domestic weapons in an attempt to disrupt Russia’s logistics” and you’re just like, “What the actual heck is going on here?!” But then you realize that this server is lit AF because you can use domestic weapons to blow up stuff and cause chaos like never before. Join now for a wild ride and see if you can outsmart the other players in this insane battle for control!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

HaitiHavocCraft

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LOL come join dis minecraft server cuz we got gang attacks like in Haiti but without da real danger! u can build ur own gang base and defend it against rival gangs! we got baby zombies dat u can adopt and raise as ur own lil gang members! join now and show dem other players who da real boss is! #minecraftgangwarfare #babiezombies #joinusnow

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Items Found:	3197	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Paper Quit Science Craft

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yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server where scientists be droppin’ out like flies after they write their first paper? well, welcome to our server where we make science so lit that scientists can’t handle it for more than five years!

we got experiments that will blow your mind, like trying to turn creepers into kittens or making diamond armor out of actual diamonds. our lab is always poppin’ with potions brewing and redstone contraptions that will make your head spin.

join us and see why scientists are ditching their boring labs for a chance to get wild and wacky in our minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a scientist, then you might wanna rethink your career choices.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RLFactions: Where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and factions go to war!

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RLFactions Server Overview

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Features	Heavily modded factions server combining RLCraft survival challenges with factions gameplay
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What makes RLFactions unique?

A: RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay, creating a competitive and strategic environment.

Q: What do players do on RLFactions?

A: Players must survive brutal challenges, fight through dungeons, defend their base from other players, and strategize to ensure their survival and dominance.

Q: Is RLFactions suitable for players who enjoy tough survival challenges?

A: Yes, RLFactions is designed for players who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

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haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4331	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ores Mined:	6609
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”