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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9307 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 169 |
Mines Excavated: | 4228 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!