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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 7243 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 659892 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!