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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2239 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Once upon a time, a stroke-faking bitch stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats. They led her to a secret underground disco party where she danced the night away with a creeper DJ spinning sick beats. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you pass if you can tell them a good joke. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So come join us on our stroke-faking bitch-friendly server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a llama conga line with Steve and Alex themselves!