New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 97/500 Votes: 6996
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most schizophrenic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our players are like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs ruled the land and chickens were the overlords. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, look no further!

But wait, there’s more! Our players are known for their epic karaoke sessions that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at once. And don’t even get me started on the NSFW content – let’s just say things can get a little spicy around here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

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  • BritHumor Minecraft Server

    BritHumor Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 7833
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

    We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

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  • UglyFriendGateCraft

    UglyFriendGateCraft
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 5666
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Crops Grown: 9855
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

    Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

    Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

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  • AwkwardDaterMC SMP

    AwkwardDaterMC SMP
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 4512
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Votes: 1426 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

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  • CraftyCreeperClap

    CraftyCreeperClap
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 1043
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

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  • KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

    KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 6167
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Gods Slained: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

    join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

    so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

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  • Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

    Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 4068
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ores Mined: 1059 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

    I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

    So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

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  • 256Forever

    256Forever
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 5714
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Buildings Constructed: 49

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP play.256forever.net
    Discord https://discord.256forever.net

    This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How many players are usually online? On average, around 5 players are online.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
    Can I request for specific plugins to be added? You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

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  • Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

    Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 9224
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 62 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Zombie Dances: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

    Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

    And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

    Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

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  • LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

    LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 5313
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

    If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

    So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

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  • OldNetCraft

    OldNetCraft
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 174
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

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  • HaitiCraft2024

    HaitiCraft2024
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 3914
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 377 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

    COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

    WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

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  • Nano Pore DiagCraft

    Nano Pore DiagCraft
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 167
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2716 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Enchantments Applied: 172
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

    we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

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  • What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 4953
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    New Minecraft ServersTechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

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  • SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

    SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 9997
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1

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    SITE-19 Roleplay Server

    “SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

    Discord Server

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft? Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
    What are some of the groups of interest I can play as? You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
    Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server? No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
    Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions? Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

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  • WildCrafted Realms 1.21

    WildCrafted Realms 1.21
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 1562
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Villages Defended: 18 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Dragons Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

    We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

    But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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