Crafty Banter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	111	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring dialogue? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Explore mysterious switches that do who knows what, embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head, and try to figure out what the heck is going on with our nonsensical victory voiceovers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you do x, y will happen… whatever that means! And don’t even get us started on the budget blown on ridiculous dialogue – Hogwarts Legacy has got nothing on us!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright absurd!

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mines Excavated:	3674
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

play.vitacraft.eu

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ores Mined:	8822
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

play.tombmc.com

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8327	Towns Built:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Farms Harvested:	738	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	193

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

mc.simplemon.online

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchantments Applied:	243	Dragon Eggs Found:	4149
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5331	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ores Mined:	700
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	74	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1294
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	44

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Animals Bred:	68
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	2978
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Star Shards Collected:	178
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3294	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co