Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Farms Harvested:	879

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	649531
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Potions Brewed:	189	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9361
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Animals Bred:	52	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	833742

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Items Found:	2288	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	342130	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5673	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

mcexp.it

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Towns Built:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Crops Grown:	2779	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Potions Brewed:	163
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6155	Void Gems Collected:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com