Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

play.noblerealms.com

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

freakplot.minecraft.best

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Play.LeviathanOG.Ro

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

play.vexalmc.co

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

transcendence.dedimc.io

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	112	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	9378
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Potions Brewed:	126	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com