Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	726
Potions Brewed:	122	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Towns Built:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Ores Mined:	5414
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9569	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Buildings Constructed:	40
Players Killed by Monsters:	2156	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Potions Brewed:	34	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragons Tamed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Crops Grown:	4362	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Star Shards Collected:	230
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk