Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	86
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

Survicraft

Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ores Mined:	3058	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mines Excavated:	2757	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Void Armor Forged:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to Survicraft An amazing minecraft server where you and your friends can play on our public server! The server is for any minecraft version and it uses no mods. This is a Spigot-based server, meaning it has great performance and addons. We have many features, such as: 1. Random teleportation 2. An amazing spawn 3. Ranks, which you can buy with real money or in-game currency. 4. 24/7 uptime (coming soon) 5. /shop and /sellgui. 6. Claiming system. 7. Every 10 minutes you are on the server, you gain money. 8. /minions shop 9. Skyblock Server Address Java: survicraft.my.pebble.host Discord: https://discord.gg/5eJrQEEFE7

survicraft.my.pebble.host

EGMC

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Villages Defended:	6	New Chunks Explored:	28934

play

108.60.192.182

Conivia Craft

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	122

SMP Semi-Vanilla Based Server! Survival server with a few adjustments to make it more relaxing! Gameplay shouldn’t be stressful, we implemented a few unique features to ease the stress of gameplay! We have included automining features and simple commands! We have the back command, gravestones, and all teleporting commands in use! The best part is, we have Fly in survival! Our spawn area has all functioning blocks free to use to help players along!

conivia.apexmc.co:25702

DerpCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to DerpCraft! This is a medieval RPG server with many unique custom features such as a leveled ranking system, mob bosses, and themed islands. Come grow your kingdom and dominate the server!

dcpvp.net

The Epoch

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6562	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Features:

Quests: Complete tons of fun quests, and get free ranks as you play with cool commands!

Old Terrain Generation: When you spawn in, you’ll get the nostalgic InfDev terrain, and the further out you go, the newer the terrain will become!

Bedrock Compatible: Bedrock players on any device can login and play with their Java buddies!

No Rules: Hack, grief or bully others. It’s anarchy, you are free to do whatever you want!

While we are completely anarchy, there is an anti-cheat. This is mainly done to prevent movement hacks from creating an insanely large world size.

the-epoch.net

McBlocks Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Villages Defended:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19

McBlocks is a nice community where the staff and players get along well. McBlocks has two servers, a Creative server (c.mcblocks.net) and a Survival server (smp.mcblocks.net). The server has different ranks. You start off as a guest. To get builder you must show you will follow the rules and you must have played for a small amount of time.

Rules: No Griefing No inappropriate Structures

Owners: moss_crow, chrisbs and woder22

Smp.McBlocks.net

MSTV_CB

Creative, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Hello, this server is new and we are happy about every new player. Join if you want to play on a city build and have fun.

185.245.96.131

ShadeCrest Creative

Creative

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

Shade Crest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, our staff are granted additional ranks which also grant you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

Plots – Everyone is allowed to build at /warp plotworld after claiming a plot Creative – This is our main creative world where the community does big collaborative building projects. After you prove your skills in the plot world, you will be allowed to build at /warp creative and other worlds below PixelArt – Those interested in building 2D or 2D pixel art can do so at /warp pixelart Redstone – Those interested in redstone engineering, you can do so at /warp redstone Builders – Rank Builder I have full use of creative mode at /warp builderworld Architect – Only the best builders of the server are allowed to build at /warp architect

creative.shadecrest.com

PrancingPonyMC

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1889	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

What is PrancingPonyMC? PrancingPonyMC is a Survival RPG server that combines the best elements of survival gameplay with exciting RPG features. We have implemented basic commands such as teleportation, home setting, warps, and more. Additionally, we have introduced custom features that unlock as you progress through in-game ranks, as well as various quality-of-life improvements. While currently focused on survival, we have ambitious plans to create a well-balanced survival + RPG server that keeps players engaged and entertained.

Why choose PrancingPonyMC? Active Development As a new server, we have abundant potential for future updates. We are not only in charge of deciding what gets added, but we also encourage player involvement through feedback, polls, suggestions, and more. Your voice matters, and together, we can shape the server into something truly special. Non-Pay-to-Win We are committed to maintaining a fair playing field for all our players. Donations will only grant cosmetic perks and will never provide any advantages over others. We believe in fostering a community where skill and dedication are the key factors for success, rather than monetary contributions. Balanced Progression Our server is designed to be enjoyable and engaging without excessive grinding. You can earn in-game currency and progress through your chosen class by simply playing the game. We discourage the use of mega automatic farms that could potentially unbalance the gameplay and focus on a more balanced experience. Continuous Improvement Our goal is to start small and build a strong foundation, ensuring that every aspect of the server is polished and well-maintained. We have ambitious plans for the future, and we are constantly striving to improve and provide new content and experiences for our players.

play.PrancingPonyMC.net

RENMX

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

If you’re looking for a small to medium sized server with a steady population of regular players that you can recognise each time you login then we are the server for you.

Our main server is a Survival experience with Towny however you don’t need to create a town you are free to build your creations any way you want anywhere you want.

We also offer Creative and Skyblock servers. You are free to play on these as-well.

We have been operational since September 2010. We aren’t a new server, we have a lot of experience and our servers are run very professionally with exceptional uptime.

We have a great looking website and active forum, an IRC Server and a YouTube Channel. We also make use of custom plugins and web services. Not gimmicks but real substantial fleshed out custom features that make the game more enjoyable to play.

Finally if you ever don’t want to play with us any-more you can simply select your creations in-game, save them and then export those saves to your home computer. Once there you can integrate your builds in to your single player world or import them in to another server. We strongly believe that what you create belongs to you, we are simply providing you the space to put your things.

play.renmx.com

100 Block MC

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8939
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Survive in a 100,000 block vanilla world border! This is Vanilla, not anarchy. Please don’t cheat, and just have fun!

onehundred.mcserver.us

11th Dream

Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

IP: Join.11thdream.net Website: www.11thdream.net 24/7 Dedicated Server Features: – Creative – Sky Wars – Survival – Factions – Hunger Games (Coming Soon!)

join.11thdream.net

Monkey Oasis

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	353
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Monkey Oasis is The best Skyblock experience! Bringing innovation within the Skyblock genre! With a ton of new and old features as well as exciting updates every week!

play.monkeyoasis.xyz

Haydzcraft Cloud Network

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4191
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5

HaydzCraft is one of the best Minecraft server networks online today! We offer a variety of lag-free, quality gamemodes, and are always looking to expand more!

We currently offer the following gamemodes: PVP Factions/Raiding- This server comes equiped with factions, and a full economy system

KitPvP- Have fun PvP’ing without worrying about loosing any valuable items! Get points for killing, and loose points for dying, then use those points carefully, to become the most powerful on the server!

DayZ(COMING SOON)- Survive in a Minecraft version of the popular Zombie Survival game of DayZ! Zombies are faster, stronger, and spawn more often! With a HUGE custom map, with towns, buildings, ruins, and more, you may never see the full map!

You can join ANY of these servers by joining hub.haydzcraft.com! Using an amazing program called “BungeeCord”, we are able to teleport users directly between servers, which means lessening the stress on individual servers, without making users disconnect fully. Join HaydzCraft today, and know what it feels like to be among the 100,000+ people that have joined!

hub.haydzcraft.com

Cuivienen

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	177	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to Arda, where the enchanting realm of J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings” comes alive in the form of a captivating Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a breathtaking recreation of Arda, meticulously crafted block by block, where adventure and fellowship await at every turn. This magicial server is set long before the forging of the rings and when the First Dark Lord Morgoth and his forces fight the Valar and The Free Peoples.

185.137.94.42:25596