Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

The Word of Syrenica

Factions, Roleplay

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Enchantments Applied:	144
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2476	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Fellow Mortals,

Welcome to the land of Syrenica!

Run by Gods of different mythologies you must aspire to your chosen God and learn the ways of the Golden Path.

Syrenica is an mythological based RPG server with different Gods to asprire to.

With awesome Plugins you will never stop having fun on our server

108.60.205.124

XeneCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

XeneCraft is a family friendly and safe small community server created by a teacher that believes in the passion of creativity and fun. We have well trained administrators to help out new players. All ages are welcome. Happy Mining!

play.xenecraft.com

Bitquest

Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Factions, survival, premium, non-premium servers and all minigames, skywars, skyblock, in Spain, Argentina, Mexico, Chile, USA, France, all in Spanish

play.bitquest.co

RaptorSBs Redstone Adventures

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6673
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Void Armor Forged:	10

Using RaptorSB’s Redstone Adventures 1.7.10 modpack on CurseVoice. Forestry, Thermal Expansion, Minefactory Reloaded and more! McMMO, GriefPrevention, LWC and Essentials!

redstone.minecraft.ms

Mc.BestGame.lt

PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

survival , PVP and ranks /VIP /SVIP /MOD /Kits

PVP SURVIVAL RANKS Rookie-God

Free building

m1.justhost.lt:21003

HyperionGaming Just Do It

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Towns Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Hello, Welcome to Hyperion Gaming! We are a faction/minigame/survival/mcmmo based server with many awesome plugins. We are currently looking for new players to join our server. We hope to see you on the server

104.219.7.24

absu minecraft server

Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

We’re just a friendly group of gamers who love Minecraft. We’re noob friendly and we’re open to adding mods to the server, but right now, it’s vanilla. Come on over and join us!

absuguild.org

Fusion Reloaded 24/7

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Farms Harvested:	671
New Chunks Explored:	808386	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

New server with amazing, friendly and experienced staff. Minigames, Creative, Factions and more! Join Now!

209.105.238.51

_EzPvP

Factions, Raiding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Farms Harvested:	575	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Hello, and welcome to the dashboard of VenomPvP. Now, I know you may all be thinking why you should join here. Well, I’m here to give you some information on our server! First of all, I’d like to say we’re a server who cares about our players, if were doing something the players don’t like, we don’t go ahead. We take in all suggestions and a lot of them are considered. Our server also has a wide variety of custom plugins. Here is a few things you’ll find on VenomPvP:

• Venom Tokens • Venom Enchants • Good hit detection • Raids • Events

Our server also contains a lot more cool features, like wonderful staff. When someone is in need of assistance we’re right there to help the player. So hey, why not try us out You wont regret it!

mc.venompvp.org

Manics End

Creative, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Come Join our family friendly community today!

Server IP: mc.ManicsEnd.com

Survival, factions and much more! No handouts and fair staff.

mc.manicsend.com

Vagabond Network

Economy, Factions, PvE

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

An RPG Factions server with a HUGE PvE aspect to it. We are are fully 1.8 Factions server so no pesky unfair fights with blockhitting 1.7 players! Join the fun and fight bosses and custom mobs with friends and your faction. – Capability of destroying Obsidian with 5 TNT hits! – Capability of breaking Bedrock with 10 TNT hits! – Killing a player has a chance to drop their head! Auction their head for cash! – Amazing auction system which allows all players to auction their items!

Join now! We try out best to make the server lag free and fun to enjoy for everyone! On behalf of the staff and other players, we welcome you to the Vagabond Network!

vn-mc.mcph.co

GummyBearGaming

Factions, Mini Games

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

_——=Welcome To GummyBearGaming=——_

We are a BRAND NEW minigames server and we need staff! You can apply on our website but please check the requirements. We need Admins,Mods,Devs,Ect.

please Stop By! We are currently working on Factions and minigames!

Thanks!

203.33.121.21:25640

NoSoulz Survival

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

1.8 Survival. We have no rules and we hope you enjoy your time on our server. Staff will be coming soon. So have a great time and have fun!!!! Ranks are here!!!!

Help keep the server going i will give you my email so you can contact me

216.172.108.101

HarmoniCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9057	New Chunks Explored:	760531
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

HarmoniCraft is a tight-knit Minecraft server founded in December 2014 that features many popular gamemodes such as Factions, KitPvP, Towny, Skyblock, Creative, Minigames, and Mob Arena. FREE WORLDEDIT • MCMMO • JOBS • VAULTS • FUN COMMUNITY • GOOD STAFF Join the community now! play.HarmoniCraft.com Website: http://www.harmonicraft.com

play.HarmoniCraft.com:25557

Shadownode

FTB

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

A small modded community. We hope to have more players. Nearly ZERO disabled items. Friendly staff and players. Join.

infinity.shadownode.ca