Crafty /b/ Minecraft SMP Player

/b/ sucks today 4chan internet forum online community rant complain negativity toxic discussion website trolling controversial hate annoying frustrating venting, Crafty, Minecraft, player, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the craziness and fun you’ve been missing out on!

Join our SMP for a wild ride of epic proportions. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and secret underground bases filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will only attack you if you’re not grooving to the beat. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out quests for rare loot in exchange for their favorite snack – enchanted hay bales.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs /b/ when you’ve got us?

GreenBlock network

Creative, Skywars, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	6
New Chunks Explored:	198445	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Hello and welcome to the Green Block Network. Here we have awesome and dedicated staff and we are trying to create a good community of minecraft players. This server is currently in beta so they may be bugs here and there. We are currently working on creating this server and we have some gamemode that are almost finished and could use some beta testing. This server is awesome and upcoming as it will be using some custom plugins and really good maps. This server works on version 1.9.4 of minecraft. Thanks for reading this – Terra K Gaming

167.114.110.42

7b7t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Towns Built:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

7b7t is an anarchy server with no rules and hacks are allowed and has been running since February 2021.

connect.hisparquia.org

0mni d0pe s3rv3r

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Emeralds Found:	4707	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

mostly vanilla. griefing allowed. survival. difficulty=2.

minecraft.0mni.us

FOGC SMP

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

FOGC SMP – The all new SMP experience

Towny – Start a town with your friends and rise up Guns – Fully functional guns and explosive weapons to enhance combat Big World Size – World size is 16k x 16k, 8k blocks out in each direction GUI Shop – Purchase items to further progress faster Slimefun – Research technology to enhance your capabilities Much More!

fogc.ddns.net

Spartanos Craft

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Very good survival server Very good survival server Very good survival server Very good survival server Very good survival server

mc.spartanoscraft.com

Divnity

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Towns Built:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

We are a pvp server dedicated to factions, the staff are active and will help with any requests. We will take any suggestions for plugins and extras. We are currently looking for moderators in different time zones so that we will be able to have someone online at most times.

Divine.mcserver.ws

Reality3

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	385	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to Reality³ Creative/Survival Server! Play for 12 hours at Settler Rank (Starting rank) and once you are promoted to Citizen you will have access to creative! This Paper Survival server has been open since 2014. We are a community-based server with a variety of ranks and constant updates in-game. We also allow bedrock players to join! IMPORTANT INFO:Server IP: Reality3MC.mcserv.funBedrock IP

Do I have to donate to the server? (NO! We pay for ourselves, everything can be obtained for free, Donations only are to thank the owners)

Reality3MC.mcserv.fun

EnderPvP

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Server Residence/PvP/McMMo/Auctions /Vote for Us Event every day from 15:30 / 20:00 NoLagg/No Bugs/Brutal PvP

93.123.18.121

Taco Republic

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	240329
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

The Taco Republic is a server that is 100% FREE TO PLAY. We currently offer 15 ranks that are all purchased with in-game currency. Swing by to become part of our server. Bring your family and friends and have a good time on the Taco Republic. Enjoy the free server features and play Minecraft the way it was always meant to be played-free and unrestricted!

Server Features: FREE, Ranks, Fly, Player Vaults, Voting Keys, Head Database, Bank, Heal, Grief Prevention, Nick, Events, Survey, Good Staff, GUI Shop, Vouchers, Marriage, Mythic Mobs, Player Shops, Auctions, Cake Clicker, Mob Money aka MobHunting, Ranks, Kits, Menu, GUIs, Spawner Shop, Silkspawners, Mob Hunter, Shop, RandomTP, Anvil Colors, Disguise, Chest Master, Egg Catcher, (AND MANY MORE!!!)

198.50.234.41

Minions CRftCrt

Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

A pretty basic server so far, its brand new and is a work in progress! New players are welcome, we are very noob friendly. Plugins so far include Factions, LWC, and Dynmap.

108.61.194.221:10280

TrueSMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Potions Brewed:	64	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Gods Slained:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Buildings Constructed:	44
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

What is TrueSMP?

TrueSMP is a semi-survival server founded in 2016. We are a community driven server that is always trying to be different from other servers. We are an age-friendly server with good staff members that are always there to help. Our motto is “Community First” and we intend to keep it like that forever, the Community is our #1 priority. Some of the features we provide are listed below:

Features: – Rankups (Free Ranks) – Land Claiming – McMMo – Marriage – Auctions – Token Shop – Quests/Challenges

What are you waiting for? Join today and become part of an EPIC community!

play.truesmp.net

VoltzMC

Factions

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

A new up and coming minecraft server with factions and many other game modes to come. Looking for help in developing our server and making it more fun for everyone to play on.

198.154.102.134

Oakwood

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mines Excavated:	4360

*- Welcome Home to the Oakwood -*

Grief-Free Survival or Factions linked under one inventory. Custom Enchants, Slimefun, Diablo drops and many more! Over 125 plugins to make one unique experience.

Come join our new server and become part of a friendly community

Oakwood.ddns.net

Conquest Network

Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Animals Bred:	28	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ores Mined:	1872

Welcome on the vote page of Conquest,

We offer you various game modes and custom plugins.

Join: play.conquestnetwork.net Visit our website: www.Conquestnetworkt.net

play.conquestnetwork.net

Crystal Skies

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Crystal Skies Welcome to Crystal Skies. We have two servers currently. Survival and Factions.

Hope to see you on the server soon! -Crystal Skies Staff Team

play.crystalskies.org