Crafty /b/ Crew Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test of intelligence – How smart is /b/? We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt, mazes that will leave you lost for days, and riddles that even Einstein would struggle with. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the truly brilliant will survive our challenges. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, looking for worthy opponents to test his skills against. So if you think you’ve got what it takes, come join us and see if you can outsmart the best of the best.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Unforgivable Creeper Chaos

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, the powers that be decided to play Minecraft on this server. But oh no, they broke the 1 RULE and the whole world was doomed! The Feds got involved and chaos ensued. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you can join this server and help save the day!

With INSANE quests, EPIC battles, and CRAZY events, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Nikke’s Block Party: #2140 – Where the Creepers Dance!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

Join now and download the game on Android, iOS, or PC at this link. But wait, there’s more! Check out our General Info/FAQ for New Players to get all the juicy details.

But why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that we have ACTIVE CODES that can unlock secret treasures at this link? Or maybe you’re interested in our 1.5th Anniversary Stream happening on April 20? It’s going to be wild!

And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like the Union Raid or the Co-Op: Land Eater. It’s going to be a blast, trust me!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! And remember, in this server, anything is possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1819
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Pixelated Pandemonium: Life’s a Blur 2016

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Life has been a complete blur since 2016, but on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is upside down and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Join us for epic battles with zombie llamas and creeper chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own fortress made entirely out of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive unicorn villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And don’t forget to visit the disco cave where the party never stops and the music is always blasting.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, your life will never be the same after stepping foot on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	261
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Sakura’s Never-Ending Quest for LOLs

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Hey there, gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because this server is where all the action is at!

Picture this: you log in and immediately find yourself in a town filled with Autism Doragons, Failed Actresses, Big Butts, Country Bumpkin onee-sans, and even Failed Youth Pink Aoi gfs. It’s like a dream come true!

But that’s not all! Our server has been around for 7 years, so you know we’re doing something right. We’ve got the friendliest community of players who actually give a shit about you. You’ll never feel alone on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and find your place in the world. Who knows, you might even find your very own Failed Youth Pink Aoi gf waiting for you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2126
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Backwards Land – PUN

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers dance to dubstep and the pigs wear sunglasses! 🐷😎

Join us for epic adventures in a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our ender dragon is actually a secret DJ who throws the most lit parties in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our builders have created jaw-dropping structures like a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. 🐔🎩

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, craziness, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might even find a secret portal to a dimension where creepers sing show tunes! 🎶💥

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at ʎlʞuɐɹɟ ‘ƃunp and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ExoticVillagers: Where Latin America is the most exotic, violent, hostile, sociopathic Minecraft server!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the wild and crazy vibes of Latin America right to your computer screen!

Join us for a fiesta of chaos and mayhem as we explore the most exotic and violent landscapes in the world. From the jungles of Brazil to the deserts of Chile, you never know what kind of sociopathic bix nood gibsmemoar adventures await you!

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the treacherous terrain and crazy mobs that lurk around every corner.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even encounter a llama riding a llama while battling a pack of taco-loving zombies. The possibilities are endless on our Latin American-inspired server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PixelPals – Where Creepers are Your BFFs

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🌟 Welcome to the Every Dog Has Her Day Edition Minecraft server! 🌟

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a pack of dogs on a mission? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures with our talented players from V4Mirai!

🔥 Gen 1: Crystallis 🔥 – Abi Kadabura: The queen of chaos! Follow her on YouTube and Twitter for epic content! – Serina Maiko: She’s got moves that will make your jaw drop!

🌸 Gen 2: Petalight 🌸 – Kou Mariya: Watch her on YouTube and Twitch for some insane gameplay! – Mono Monet: She’s a force to be reckoned with! – Yae Yugiri: She’s a legend in the making! (But she’s graduated, so catch her while you can!)

🌙 Gen 3: Lunalia 🌙 – Alias Anono: The mysterious player you need on your team! – Dr. NOVA(e): He’s a mad scientist in the world of Minecraft! – REM Kanashibari: She’ll cast a spell on you with her skills! – Yumi the Witch: She’s brewing up some magic on YouTube and Twitch!

🎉 Current Happenings 🎉 – Mono just celebrated her birthday! Get some birthday merch to join the party! – The globie gen 2 girls are making their debut today and tomorrow. Don’t miss out on the action! – Rhubarb N. Kustard is coming next Friday, and she’s ready to shake things up!

Join our server and meet the other Brave EN groups, like Globie! They’ve got some fierce players ready to take on any challenge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and let the madness begin! 🐶💥

(Note: This server is so lit, even Rhubarb N. Kustard can’t wait to join!)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Billie’s Blocky Brawl

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Are you ready to embark on the most EPIC Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer AWESOMENESS that awaits you!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a RARE diamond block that granted them UNLIMITED power. They became the ruler of the server and everyone bowed down to their MIGHTY reign.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZ dungeon, where players can battle against hordes of DERPY mobs and claim GLORIOUS loot. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this dungeon and emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join our server now for a WILD ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mines Excavated:	4846
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Jew Crew

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Welcome to the most INSANE Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, you’ll be thrown into a world where the only way to escape is by defeating the EVIL Ender Dragon who has trapped all the players inside!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a disguised player who will stop at nothing to keep you trapped forever. Can you outsmart them and find a way to freedom? As a father, you might be worried af, but don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our EPIC quests and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to escape the clutches of the Ender Dragon. Good luck, brave adventurer!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FateCraft: Order Up Some LOLs on this Minecraft Server!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Join our server and experience EPIC adventures like never before.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds fall from the sky. That’s what you’ll find on our server!

We have UNLIMITED resources, INSANE builds, and CRAZY mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special RAINBOW unicorn mount that will take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

Don’t miss out on the fun! Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Star Shards Collected:	160
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Streamers’ Struggle: Minecraft Mayhem

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Are you tired of stressing out about streaming? Want to escape the pressures of being a content creator? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

Picture this: You’re streaming for fun and suddenly, you’re transported to a world where sound quality doesn’t matter and how you sound is irrelevant. No more stressing about your streaming setup or dealing with trolls in the chat. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Our server is a place where you can build epic structures, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends without a care in the world. And the best part? No one cares if you’re a man, woman, or even a talking llama! Everyone is welcome to join in on the madness and have a great time.

So why wait? Say goodbye to the stresses of streaming and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft server today and let the laughter begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Villages Defended:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mines Excavated:	1017	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LoliCraft: Where Insane Rapechads Wear Goth Dresses

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Welcome to our totally kawaii Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as insane as possible! Are you ready to build your dream world surrounded by goth loli dresses and desuwa-filled conversations?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbows, unicorns, and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is like no other, with players who are just as weird and wacky as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even summon a dragon to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it -desuwa!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MiddleSchoolCraft: Where Creepers are scarier than bullies!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a nerd is celebrated! Remember that time you were ahead of the curve with your Android tablet and everyone called you a nerd? Well, now you can join us and show off your skills in the ultimate Minecraft world!

Imagine a world where you can sideload and emulate to your heart’s content, without fear of judgment from anyone. Our server is a safe haven for all the cool nerds out there who love to push the boundaries of technology.

Join us today and relive the glory days of being the ultimate nerd in middle school. Show off your pixel 3 skills and impress everyone with your knowledge of emulators and sideloading. Who needs Apple when you have all the best apps right at your fingertips?

Don’t be an NPC like those Apple fans, join our Minecraft server and become a true Android master. Who knows, you might even find some fellow nerds to geek out with over the latest tech trends. See you in the game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EuropeCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Asking the Big Questions

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where Europe comes to life in the most INSANE ways possible! Join us for a chance to witness GLORIOUS battles between French baguettes and Italian pizzas, or maybe even see the legendary Loch Ness Monster swimming in the pixelated waters!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the WILDEST dance parties with disco-loving pandas and breakdancing chickens. And don’t even get us started on the LEGENDARY treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Europe like never before – in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Sayu’s Double Trouble Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as Sayu doubling down on her bets!

Join us for a rollercoaster of a time where you can ride pigs dressed as astronauts or battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself would be jealous of the creations our players have made. Rumor has it that one player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks!

But that’s not all! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: golden apple may not actually be made of gold).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.