Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test of intelligence – How smart is /b/? We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt, mazes that will leave you lost for days, and riddles that even Einstein would struggle with. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the truly brilliant will survive our challenges. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, looking for worthy opponents to test his skills against. So if you think you’ve got what it takes, come join us and see if you can outsmart the best of the best.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 12
Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Git Gud Craft: Where Even the Cpu Can’t Beat You!

    Git Gud Craft: Where Even the Cpu Can’t Beat You!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll become a fighting game master in no time! Are you tired of getting destroyed by other players and feeling like you can’t even move? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have special training grounds where you can practice your skills against the toughest opponents.

    Join us and learn the ancient art of Minecraft PvP from our legendary fighting game masters. They will teach you secret techniques passed down through generations, such as the elusive Creeper Combo and the devastating Enderman Evasion.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a one-on-one duel or compete in bed wars against other players. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can even take on the Wither Boss for a chance to win rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate fighting game champion in Minecraft history!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Mines Excavated: 3296 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ZionCraft: Where Self-Immolation meets Minecraft!

    ZionCraft: Where Self-Immolation meets Minecraft!
    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the craziest things happen! Join us for a chance to witness self-immolation like never before – watch as players set themselves on fire in the name of Israeli nationalism! Who needs regular gameplay when you can experience this level of intensity?

    But that’s not all – our server is full of intrigue and prophecy! Discover the secrets of infiltrators and subverters as you navigate through our world. And don’t forget about the Orthodox Tsar – insult his wife at your own risk!

    Join us on this wild ride and see why our server is the place to be for all things insane and outrageous. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5490
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Space Station LOL 13 – General Shenanigans Galore!

    Space Station LOL 13 – General Shenanigans Galore!
    Welcome to the Vasby and Cashe edition of our Minecraft server! Last time on our server, we had a crazy adventure where players rode pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. It was epic!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have nothing notable happening here, just pure chaos and fun! Imagine building a castle made entirely out of diamonds, or riding a llama into the sunset while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor.

    Our server is like Space Station 13, but in Minecraft form. You can create your own world, explore new lands, and even battle against other players in epic PvP matches. The possibilities are endless!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty AF

    Crafty AF
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and SLAY some creepers!

    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on RAINBOW llamas while shooting EXPLODING chickens out of a cannon!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly DANCE parties where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons break it down on the dance floor. Don’t forget to bring your diamond pickaxe because the dance floor is made of DIAMONDS!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary UNICORN that poops out golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds the unicorn will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to write your fucking letters, Jesus fuck oh my god!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • GunCraft: Where Anime Guns Outshine Anime Swords

    GunCraft: Where Anime Guns Outshine Anime Swords
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Anime guns reign supreme over Anime swords! 🤣🔫

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where anime characters duel it out with gun-toting pandas and katana-wielding llamas. Our server is filled with explosive battles and ridiculous weapons that will leave you in stitches.

    But that’s not all! We also have custom skins for your character, including power armor suits and cybernetic enhancements. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you strut around the server in style.

    So why wait? Join us now for a hilarious adventure filled with anime guns, outrageous battles, and unforgettable moments. Who needs swords when you have guns that shoot rainbows and unicorns? 🌈🦄

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Kurt’s Bedrock Brawl: Where Creepers and Endermen Crash the Party!

    Kurt’s Bedrock Brawl: Where Creepers and Endermen Crash the Party!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Picture this: Kurt barges into Marlee’s bedroom, ready to confront her new lover. But instead of a heated argument, he is met with a sight so shocking, it will make your blocky head spin!

    Join our server for a chance to witness epic love triangles, betrayal, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your minecart. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated love triangle of your own!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and maybe even a little bit of creeper action. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BlazeCraft: Where every day is 4/20!

    BlazeCraft: Where every day is 4/20!
    Looking for a way to celebrate 4/20 like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience the dankest celebration of your life!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant blaze made out of diamond blocks. As you explore, you stumble upon a secret dispensary where you can trade in your emeralds for some of the finest potions in all of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Stoner Steve, a mysterious player who roams the land on a giant joint made of obsidian. Legend has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a smoke-off, he will grant you three wishes (or at least three stacks of diamonds).

    So why wait? Join our 4/20 celebration and experience a high like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • YeetCraft – Land of Ethyria

    YeetCraft – Land of Ethyria
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated to Minecraft legend status), and Reimu have teamed up to create the most epic server ever!

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few diamond heists (shh, don’t tell the mods). Plus, our Ethyria Essentials will blow your mind with game-changing add-ons and mods that will have you saying, “Is this even Minecraft anymore?”

    So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing your blocks.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Alien Abductions: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Falling into the Void: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1382 Treasure Maps Found: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Living Life on the Edge

    Blocky McBlockface: Living Life on the Edge
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further! Join our server and experience insane adventures like never before.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas start attacking you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about the time when a group of zombie villagers started a dance party in the middle of your base?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary dancing creeper who will bust a move every time you defeat him in battle. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for lucky players to find.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Just click on this link: Join Now!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Enchantments Applied: 185
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Minecrafty Warfare: ‘/codg/ – Call Of Duty LOLZ’

    Minecrafty Warfare: ‘/codg/ – Call Of Duty LOLZ’
    🎮 CODWWII IS BEST COD EDITION 🎮

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the gunsmith enthusiasts out there!

    Join us for Season 3 where you can find all the latest information and updates on https://www.callofduty.com/patchnotes/2024/04/call-of-duty-modern-warfare-iii-season-3-patch-notes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the action!

    Need some tools to dominate the battlefield? We got you covered with links to https://www.wzranked.com/, https://sym.gg/index.html?game=mw2&page=gunsmith, and more! You’ll be unstoppable in no time!

    Looking for some insider info and tips? Check out https://www.charlieintel.com/call-of-duty-2023/ and https://www.callofduty.com/blog for all the latest news and updates. You’ll be ahead of the game in no time!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a special webm tutorial that will have you mastering the game in no time. Just click on https://pastebin.com/PubMDCpa and you’ll be on your way to victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🚀

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Unbreakable Snowflakes Minecraft Server

    Unbreakable Snowflakes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most emotionally intense Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of playing on servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy, sadness, and everything in between!

    Join us and let your emotions run wild as you build, mine, and survive in a world filled with drama, heartbreak, and triumph. Our community is so emotionally charged that even the creepers shed a tear when they explode!

    Don’t be afraid to show your sensitive side on our server. We embrace all emotions, no matter how ridiculous they may seem. Whether you’re crying over a lost diamond or shedding a tear over a beautiful sunset, we’ve got you covered.

    So come on, join us and let it all out. Who knows, you might even make some emotional connections that will last a lifetime. Just remember, it’s okay to be a crybaby on our server. In fact, it’s encouraged!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Animals Bred: 182
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Lolitas: Glasses Edition

    Crafty Lolitas: Glasses Edition

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even loli characters look AMAZING with glasses on! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans!

    Our server is so AWESOME that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the BLINDING fun! Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with COOL players and build the most OUTRAGEOUS structures you can imagine!

    Come see for yourself why our server is the BEST place to be in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Groobly’s Jibble Plump Adventures

    Groobly’s Jibble Plump Adventures
    Welcome to the most groobly, blumble, jibble, and plump Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their mystical powers. – We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig to your heart’s content and find riches beyond your wildest dreams. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant slime pit where you can battle it out with other players while bouncing around like a maniac. – We have a special enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. Don’t be surprised if a unicorn challenges you to a dance-off!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 18 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ChudBusters

    ChudBusters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world of Minecraft where you can travel to Germany without even leaving your couch. That’s right, we have a special portal that will transport you to the beautiful landscapes of Germany where you can build your own pretzel factory or ride a unicorn through the Black Forest.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride a llama to the moon and back, battle zombie chickens in the Nether, and even party with pandas in the jungle. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 39 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3988 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Chimeras Created: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty or Not, Here We Build

    Crafty or Not, Here We Build
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have unicorns roaming around the server, granting wishes to players who find them! 2. Our diamond mines are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in riches in no time! 3. The zombies on our server are actually friendly and give out free hugs! 4. We have a secret disco party hidden deep underground, where players can dance the night away! 5. Our builders have created the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, including a giant hot dog made entirely out of wool!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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