Crafty Asuka’s Fun Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a Greek tragedy? Look no further! Join our server where you can embody the complex and troubled personality of Asuka Sōryū Langley. Show off your tough exterior while secretly harboring a fragile heart just like Asuka. But watch out for Oscar Shikinami Langley, who’s just a glorified mannequin with a bad attitude and a nonsensical storyline. Join now to unravel the mystery of why Annus did this to poor Oscar and experience the most acclaimed animated media ever…missing since 1997! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Villages Defended:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Spongebob No Square Pants

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Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cool Positronium Gas Chill

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lol imagine a minecraft server where u can cool down atoms to 1 K like wut even is that?? come join our server and be a scientist in the virtual world, make potions and do experiments that will blow ur mind. who needs diamonds when u can have positronium atoms, amirite?? plus, our server has a secret lab where u can create ur own crazy inventions and maybe even discover a new element. join now and be the mad scientist u always wanted to be, no lab coat required!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Do whatever vanilla

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchantments Applied:	87
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Craft Craze

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Welcome to CraftCraze! Dive into a thrilling blend of Lifesteal PvP and classic survival! Forge alliances or challenge rivals in an unforgiving world where every heart counts. Steal health from your enemies in epic PvP battles, or master the wilderness as you build, mine, and thrive. With a dynamic survival experience and heart-pounding combat, CraftCraze offers endless excitement for every type of player. Do you have what it takes to survive and conquer? Join now and find out!

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	194	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ideal Gaming Station Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Some say if you listen closely, you can hear it whispering the secrets of the universe in chicken language.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ame doko… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like you’re just going through the motions, mining and crafting with no real purpose? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the depths of despair!

Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. So if you’re feeling like you no longer have a reason to live, come join us and let Minecraft bring joy back into your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Crops Grown:	7010

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockPartyBroExcluded

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my brother’s reckless adventures? Look no further! Join our server where the only danger you’ll face is falling into a pit of lava (but don’t worry, we have plenty of water buckets to save you).

Our server is so diverse, even the zombies and skeletons are different colors! And just like in real life, the police (aka moderators) are always watching to make sure everyone plays by the rules.

Join now and experience the thrill of building giant pixelated statues, exploring vast virtual worlds, and maybe even getting scolded by your fellow players for being too reckless (just like my brother). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Animals Bred:	151

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FamGoneWild Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever felt like your family was hiding something from you? Like maybe they were secretly part of a secret society of llama farmers or had a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks? Well, if you’ve ever had those suspicions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane storylines that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your family. From mysterious disappearances of villagers to secret treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to uncover the truth about your family and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter and chaos, then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just discover that your family is actually a group of shape-shifting Endermen in disguise!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocktopia: Crafting Joy

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Imagine a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings) and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around in the background.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world and see for yourself why life is worth living on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2478
Magic Items Found:	3259	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyPutin’sArmy133K

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more players than putin’s army!! we got 133,000 servicemen ready to battle it out in the ultimate minecraft showdown!! build your base, gather resources, and conquer your enemies in the most intense draft ever seen in russia!! who needs a military when you got our server?? join now and show putin who’s boss!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Kull Games – ATM9 To The Sky

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Join the Adventure on KullGames – a Seattle based – ATM9 To The Sky Server!

All players have /enchant, /heal and access to lots of free stuff at spawn to help bypass early game. Earn money, ranks and access to extra commands through voting.

Feel free to join and come play some ATM9 SKY9 with all of us on the KullGames servers!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/KQU8U46m44

Rules: Civility Required: Maintain respectfulness, or find another place to play. No Griefing: Respect others’ claims and play fair. Server Respect: Do not intentionally cause lag or disrupt server operations.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dimension Hops:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

1b1t.xyz

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1b1t

The anarchy server created for people who don’t want to follow any rules. be creative, create chaos and more. Join 1b1t NOW.

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/BwyK2VWwGW

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Crops Grown:	6305	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Banana Split [SMP] – Because Minecraft is just one big fruity adventure… with a side of sandwiches!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond based
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	2 months old
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes
What is the average age range of players?	Lower 20s but has a wide range
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the provided discord link

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

New Psyop Just Dropped Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that teleports you to a magical land filled with talking creepers and dancing villagers.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the implications…muahaha!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Surprised Hasbro Didn’t Sue Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional lawsuit threat from Hasbro! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and maybe even ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But beware, our server is so epic that even Hasbro couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our creations. They tried to sue us for copyright infringement when they saw our giant rainbow unicorn statue made entirely out of wool, but we just laughed it off and kept building.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next target of a ridiculous lawsuit from a toy company. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!